Closed for Business
The looming cuts appeared, not without operational quirks, leading to the temporary closure of Washington, D.C.'s DOE offices. Employees weren’t just shown the door but were given explicit instructions to work from home until March 21st, which includes taking their laptops with them in case of enforced couch potato duty.
Security reasons, you ask? It finds its roots in protecting the remaining 2,183 employees once the O-vert action is done and dusted. But there’s really more to this story than meets the zit-pop.
The announcement follows President Trump's verbal plan to reduce the department to near closure, a notion cemented in rumors of a potential executive order to eradicate the agency altogether. Trump argues for a shift in education responsibilities to states—think of it as empowering the 50 mini-versions of Hogwarts.
Where to Next?
Linda McMahon, the Secretary of Education, is steering the ship through these choppy waters. Known for her experience in restructuring global enterprises, she’s set on the goal of improving education outcomes. Beyond improving education, it seems the DOE’s new move also doubles as an experiment in making bureaucracy disappear—or share tricks on creating magical illusions like David Blaine.
But of course, setting sail on the route to a ‘virtual closure’ requires more than words and spells. Abolishing a significant federal department demands congressional backing, tallying 60 votes in the Senate—a feat more challenging than Clear Margins or Retro Majorities.
For now, the more things change, the more questions abound about the future of federal education policies. And who knows what twists the pages of this epic will take before it’s all said and done.
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